Wednesday, September 12, 2007
What Being Malaysian Means
1. It means voting in BN at every election since the age of 21.
2. It means having Malays, Chinese and Indian colleagues but not friends.
3. It means tolerating corruption and incompetence.
4. It means listening to rumours.
5. It means living with the NEP.
6. It means agreeing that some of us are lazy, some are greedy while others are violent thugs deep in our hearts.
7. It means being constantly afraid of getting robbed or raped.
8. It means grudgingly driving a Proton.
9. It means being jealous of Singapore.
10. It means hiding behind pseudonyms to bash others online.
11. It means ending our sentences with a ‘lah’.
Being Malaysian is certainly a very unique feeling. So, my fellow citizens, please feel free to add to the list of what it means to be a Malaysian today.
2. It means having Malays, Chinese and Indian colleagues but not friends.
3. It means tolerating corruption and incompetence.
4. It means listening to rumours.
5. It means living with the NEP.
6. It means agreeing that some of us are lazy, some are greedy while others are violent thugs deep in our hearts.
7. It means being constantly afraid of getting robbed or raped.
8. It means grudgingly driving a Proton.
9. It means being jealous of Singapore.
10. It means hiding behind pseudonyms to bash others online.
11. It means ending our sentences with a ‘lah’.
Being Malaysian is certainly a very unique feeling. So, my fellow citizens, please feel free to add to the list of what it means to be a Malaysian today.
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# posted by Malaysian Abroad @ 9/12/2007 
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to me to be malaysian is to learn. And in Malaysia I learned about corruption and violation of human rights.
# posted by 
: September 15, 2007 at 6:47 PM
: September 15, 2007 at 6:47 PM
being malaysian is using consumer products wch the rest of the world wil reject. Eating vegetables grown here but rejected for export to S'pore.
National service wch mean sending your child to doom camp and not expected to return in 1 piece.
Racial intergeration at the tip of every politician and space to indicate race in every form.
Unity a word nobody understands in malaysia.
Corruption that starts with daylight con't with tube lights - never ends.
Finance minister who doesn't know the difference btw payrise and bonus. It is the same to him.
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National service wch mean sending your child to doom camp and not expected to return in 1 piece.
Racial intergeration at the tip of every politician and space to indicate race in every form.
Unity a word nobody understands in malaysia.
Corruption that starts with daylight con't with tube lights - never ends.
Finance minister who doesn't know the difference btw payrise and bonus. It is the same to him.
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